Chavez To Naomi: “Touch My Muscles!”

January 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell interviewed Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, for GQ Magazine. The article will be published on Thursday. Naomi called him the “rebel angel” and said he had a beautiful singing voice. She is so weird. When Naomi asked him if he would ever pose shirtless he said, “Why not? Touch my muscles!” Nasty. She probably did and then she sucked his one muscle and threw her Blackberry at it and accused it of stealing her favorite jeans. I know that bitch’s number.

Here’s bits and pieces. It sounds like a conversation between two girlfriends while shopping for two-pieces:

Chavez on Bush:

“We’re seeing the fall of the empire. … Like the fairy tale, the emperor is naked.”

Chavez on the most stylish leader:

“Fidel, of course! His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished, his beard is elegant.”

Chavez on Prince Charles:

“I like the Prince. Now he has Camilla, his new girl. She’s not as attractive, is she?”

Naomi hopes “Venezuela’s relations with America will improve in the immediate future.” She also hopes to interview Fidel Castro next.

Who does this bitch think she is? Babwa Wawa? I can’t wait until one of these world leaders says something fresh to her and she beats them down with her cell phone. It’s bound to happen.


Thanks elo

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