Yeah, He Knows It

January 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Penny Cruz is one lucky lesbo. Javier Bardem is hotter than a cat’s pussy on a blazing brick. Bitch knows it too. I usually call 911 when someone tries to dick slap me, but Javier could dick punch me. Here’s Javier at the New York Film Critic’s Circle Awards last night.

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