She’s Totally Knocked Up

January 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman has dropped out from of her new movie “The Reader.” Nicole was due to shoot the movie with Ralph FineASS later this month. Sources say Nicole quit to protect her unborn baby. Nicole has denied that she’s knocked up with Keith Urban’s baby.

A source said, “[She] is so concerned about the welfare of her unborn child that she’s taking a break from her film career and has dropped out of the film. Of course, everyone knows she’s pregnant and lying about it.”

Nicole is a workaholic, so she’s totally knocked up. There’s no way she’s just going to drop out of a movie for no reason. She’ll star in almost any movie. Nicole’s getting up in there in age and she’s had problems in the baby department in the past, so she’s pulling a JLo and will deny, deny, deny.

The Botox industry better find a way for Nicole to get her kicks while she’s knocked up or they are royally fucked. Nicole’s like their #1 customer.

Source – Image: Mr. Paparazzi

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