Not The Kind Of Wood I Had In Mind
January 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
That’s not the wood I wanted to see Owen Wilson! Get a clue.
Owen is in Hawaii with Woody Harrelson and his wife. Owen’s trunks were way too loose. His body’s nothing to cream to, but I’m more interested in seeing the real butterscotch stallion. Where’s the tent?
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