Jessica Sierra’s Year With Dr. Drew

January 7, 2008 / Posted by:

American Idol loser, Jessica Sierra, cut a deal today in Tampa, FL. Jessica has been sitting in jail after the cokehead was arrested for being a mess in a bar. A judge in Florida has agreed to give her three years probation if she completes a one-year program at Dr. Drew’s rehab facility in Pasadena, CA. Dr. Drew worked with Jessica on the upcoming reality show “Celebrity Rehab.” Dr. Drew flew to Florida to testify for Jessica and get her the help she needs.

TMZ reports that Jessica faces two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery. If Jessica fails the program she will go back to the clink. The judge also told her to shut the hell up and not talk to the media. “You are not going to become a celebrity because you are a recovering addict.”

Dr. Drew needs to give Dr. Phil a beat down and pick up Britney Spears as well.

One year in rehab is a long ass time, but that seems about right. It’s going to take that long to get the trash gene out of Jessica’s system. I mean…knocked up in jail with a coke problem and a sex tape coming out? White Oprah better watch it, because Jessica’s on track for Mother of the Year!

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