Horsey In Lingerie
January 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Heidi Montag is showing off what money can buy in Februay’s Maxim. Heidi looks like she was made out of old silicone taken from 20-year-old implants. She is not hot. I know straight dudes find her hot, but straights dudes also do sex with goats sometimes. Gay men prefer cucumbers. Well! Sometimes that’s the only thing around.
Heidi also spoke to the magazine about her show. When asked how real “The Hills is, she said,
And what does she think of Lauren?
Just STFU already! Go to the damn plastic surgeon again and have him sew your mouth shut permanently. Put it on my tab.
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