Chupa TV

January 7, 2008 / Posted by:

It was bound to happen. Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe has her own reality show with Bravo. Cameras will follow Chupa around as she styles stars and sucks the blood of virgins.

Chupa told Elle UK that the show isn’t about her clients though. “It’s dangerous for me to put myself at the forefront, but I want this TV project to educate people and answer their fashion questions. I want people to understand what I do and more about the fashion business.”

The only way this show will be hot is if they show Chupa flying through the night as she searches for her prey. I personally don’t give a fuck about the “style” part. If I wanted to see ugly and annoying people pick out boring clothes for ugly and annoying people I’d watch “What Not To Wear.”

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