Just Jared has a little clip of Hannah Montana performing with the Jonas Brothers in concert and showing us a little “Disney magic!” No, she doesn’t take off her clothes. Not that kind of Disney magic. She’s not that kind of Disney whore…yet. At the 2:20 mark in the video some stagehand covers Hannah with a black sheet and then rushes her backstage and seconds later a “fake” Hannah Montana replaces her. It’s obviously so the real Hannah can do a costume change, but it’s pretty hilarious. It looks like a damn dude. More like Henry Montana. I almost missed the change, because I was too busy shielding my ears from that hideous song. Play it on mute if you care about yourself.
Hannah Montana is every shade of fake, but still! This change is almost as bad as the Beast’s change in Beauty on the Beast on Broadway. Another Disney masterpiece! Seriously, before the Beast becomes the Prince they change the actors so the real Beast has time to get out of his make-up. Well, they put the “fake Beast” in some cheap ass rubber mask and it’s just not the same.
If I wanted cheap theatrics I’d videotape myself doing sexy times!