January 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Get ready to be turned on. NOT. One of Dog The Bounty Hunter's sidekicks, Tim Chapman, turned himself into police after he was caught naked in the back of his pickup truck by a shopping center security guard performing a lewd act. That sentence was fucking beautiful.
I'm guessing the "lewd act" was jacking off. The security guard told him to put his clothes back on and get out of the truck. Tim did as told and then got into his truck and sped off. The security guard recognized him from the show and told police.
Tim's lawyer claims it's all just a misunderstanding. He said, "It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it."
Spilled juice! I spill the juice every night too. I spill the juice in the shower sometimes too. I've never spilled the juice in the back up a pickup though.
You know that dog in the picture above is thinking "I hope he doesn't spill the juice!"
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