January 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
With all this Brit drama going on it's nice to see my other favorite crackie, Amy Wino. Amy fled to the Caribbean for the holidays, because her Blaaaake wasn't going to be out for Christmas and Wino needed a break. Seriously, it's exhausting carrying around all that fake hair. You gotta let it relax in the sun every now and again. Feed it some vodka punch and shit.
Wino was spotted at the airport in Barbados where she posed with fans and looked absolutely thrilled. She's probably like "Ok, I posed with you now give me the crack you promised."
Oh how I've missed this piece of trash! I hope they close down the beaches in the Caribbean for cleaning, because that water has been tainted! They need to specially breed some omnipotent bottom feeders to eat all the crap and crack she's left in the ocean.