Special Needs

January 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Brit Brit is probably chomping on chocolate pudding right now and detoxing from crazy pills or whatever the hell she took last night. Brit has been labeled a “special needs” patient at Cedars. This lovely title is reserved for those that have either tried to commit suicide or overdosed. A source told UsWeekly, “So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.” She will have to stay there for 24-hours. Put on all her favorite court shows!

SPF and JJ were also in the hospital, but were released a little after 4 this morning. They probably had to wash the crazy off of them from their mother.

2008 is going to be the best year EVER!!!

Tags: Britney Spears

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