January 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Tommy Girl is one rich lady and he isn't shy about it. Star Magazine (via MSNBC ) claims Tommy stocks his bodyguards with crisp $100 bills for tipping. A source said, “When (Tom and wife Katie Holmes) go out, he has his security people hand $100 bills to anyone who helps them, even someone who opens a door! He’s a big giver.”
A big giver? That's surprising. I see Tommy as a "big taker" if I ain't being too subtle. And by "big" I mean 8 inches or more.
Star also claims Tommy brags to everyone about how much stuff he has. He reportedly also spent $1 million on gas alone for his private jets.
If Tommy gives $100 to someone for just opening his door, imagine how much he tips his escorts for slamming his door over and and over again. I'm in the wrong business. Being Tommy's whore is the way to go.
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