January 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Katie Holmes is trying to get knocked up again, but is having some trouble. Hmmm…what's an alien to do? Now Magazine reports that Katie and Tom Cruise sought medical help to try and cure this dilemma. They want a little son for Suri, but Katie isn't producing.
A source said, "She's really upset about it. The one thing she wants more than anything is a son for Tom. She says they've been trying since the summer, but it just hasn't happened for them yet. Katie and Tom sat down and had a heart-to-heart and decided it might be worth her going to see the doctor to get checked out."
Awwww…poor Katie. Somebody really needs to sit her down, pour her a cup of Chamomile and gently break the news to her that babies don't come from storks. She's probably sitting by the window every single day waiting for her delivery. I mean that's where Tommy Girl said Suri came from, so what's Katie supposed to think?
I mean if she reaaaaally want a baby she could try having sex with Tommy? Yeah, I doubt she knows what sex is and don't mention that suggestion around Tommy unless you want a high-pitched "EWWWWWWW" deafening your ears.