January 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Life would be fantastic! Think about it. You don't have to work. You're rich and famous and you don't have to do anything for it. You can wear silly clothes and get away with it. The best part is you get to suck on a pacifier for all your days. Seriously, Suri and Kingston have been on the bottle and pacifier for like ages. They can get away with it.
Here's Kingston with his parents, Gavin and Gwen, in England the other day. I like Gwen, because even though she lives in England she doesn't put on one of those fake ass British accents like a certain pop star with a saggy vag does.
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