Suri To Voice Knut?
January 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The Animation Picture Company has offered the Berlin Zoo $5 million for the rights to Knut the polar bear's story reports People . Knut rose to fame after his bitch of a mommy rejected him when he was a baby. He was raised by humans and became the #1 attraction at the Berlin zoo. He recently turned 1.
Producer Ash R. Shah said Knut's story would make the perfect movie. He said, "With his friendly character, he's serves as an ambassador for the Earth's problems – climate change and the melting polar ice caps. A movie about Knut would affect people all over the world."
The Berlin Zoo said they are considering the offer.
Ash also wants Suri Cruise to voice Knut. WTF?! Can Suri even speak? I don't think Tommy Girl programmed that in yet. He probably will never program her to speak since she can spill his secrets! Tommy Girl probably saw a few episodes of "Small Wonder" where he learned that robots are capable of talking shit! I mean Vicki the Robot was kind of a bitch. He's not going to let Suri sass him!
I wouldn't doubt it though. Tommy loves to whore Suri out. I mean he wants to get his money's worth.
Image: Wenn
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