Paul McCartney Flushes The Fat Out

January 2, 2008 / Posted by:
65-year-old Paul McCartney has reportedly undergone heart surgery. The Daily Mail reports that Paul had a coronary angioplasty to unclog his arteries. He has recovered quickly, because he's in good medical condition. Too bad he can't have the same kind of procedure to flush Heather Mills out of his life.
Coronary angioplasty is performed by putting a tube into blood vessels in your crotch area and then moving it up to the aorta where a balloon at the end is inflated. The balloon gets out all the fat and shit in your arteries allowing your blood to flow more freely.
Paul is currently involved in a hideous divorce with that witch Heather Mills and that may be the reason for his heart drama.  
I'm surprised Heather didn't burst into the operating room to steal his nuts. Yeah, what am I saying? She practically already has those. Paul should just throw the money at her and move on. It's only money and he can make more. 
Oh and Paul needs to lay off the fried shit too. If he stays away from fatty crap and Heather Mills…he'll be a-ok!
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