Cocaine Vaccine?
January 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Researchers at Baylor College in Texas are working on a cocaine vaccine to help treat cokeheads. This vaccine stimulates the immune system to attack the real thing when it's taken before it reaches your brain and makes you crave it and shit.
One neuroscientist smart person said, "Scientists have spent the last few decades figuring out reward pathways in the brain and how drugs like cocaine hijack the system. It turns out those pathways are difficult to rewire once they've seen the drug. But the vaccine just circumvents all that." Yeah, I agree with whatever he said.
They are currently waiting for the FDA to approve it.
These scientists better bring in Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty in. If this shit can work on them, it can work on fucking anyone. I have a feeling that the vaccine would probably blow up once it touched their skin. High voltage!
Also, those sceintists better watch their asses! Drug dealers aren't going to like this one bit.
Thanks BigTonio
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