December 31, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I'm sure you've heard the story by now about the 6-year-old girl from Texas and her mother, Priscilla Ceballos, who lied in an essay for a Hannah Monatana contest. The 6-year-old girl claimed her daddy died in Iraq, but she was lying. Her daddy's alive and well. Her fake essay won her 4 tickets to the show in Albany.
I know this shit is old, but I just had to fucking comment on Priscilla Ceballos. Look at this cholita bitch. I'm guessing her nickname in High School was like "Sad Girl" or "Smiley." I'm serious! Chola girls in High School had nicknames that sounded like the names of the bitches on Flavor of Love.
Anyway, Priscilla explained herself as to why she made her 6-year-old lie. You have to read this next part in a fake latin accent with a lot of gum smacking, because you know that's how this bitch talks. "We never said anything like this was a true story. Never. It was just an essay. We do essays all the time. You know, my daughter does essays at school all the time. I never lied and said that the essay was a true story."
I don't know if Priscilla is the hottest or dumbest bitch ever. All I know is that I shouldn't have talked shit on her above, because now she's gonna send her girl gang after me. I'm Sorry Sad Girl! I'll send you some black liner as a peace offering.
Unfortunately, Priscilla's daughter isn't going to the concert after all. They pulled the tickets. Oh well!