Keep Them Away From Any Open Flames

December 31, 2007 / Posted by:
It's Solange Knowles and that other Knowles sister underneath all that wigness. How many Barbie heads had to be scalped in order to dress the heads of these women? Thousands at least! This must stop. The senseless scalping of poor, innocent Barbies must end!  
I hope these lovely wig heads stayed away from any open flames or else that joint would've lit up like the look on Tommy Cruise's face when he gets a couple of fingers in his poop shoot.
These two messes came out for the opening of Jay-Z's 40/40 club in Las Vegas last night. I am so sick of Beyonce! Solange really needs to take the spotlight away from her. Solange is a breath of fresh fug and Beyonce is just a bore. She even tried to not be soooo boring by painting one dark blue. Didn't work!
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