Jude Law Needs To Lay Off The Drugs

December 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Jude Law spent his 35th Birthday in Cuba and was spooked when he saw the ghost of Frank Sinatra raiding his mini bar. A source at Cuba's Nacional de Cuba said, "Jude had no idea that Frank used to stay in the same room. You could see he was really spooked by his sighting. He'd sampled lots of the hotels rum cocktails to celebrate his birthday so he thought it was just a drunken vision. But when we told him of the situation, he came clean about seeing the ghost. He swore he saw Frank crouched at the mini-bar, rummaging through the bottles and snacks."
Jude asked to be moved to a different room. Cuban weed must be laced with LSD or some shit, because Jude is crazy. I once thought I had group sex with some hot marines. It was the best sex ever, but unfortunately it was just a weed mirage. A weedrage. 
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