December 30, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jimmy Fallon and his producer girlfriend, Nancy Juvonen, married yesterday on Necker Island in the Caribbean. Jimmy, 33, and Nancy, 40, became engaged in August. No, she's not pregnant.
Jimmy was slightly attractive and interesting at one point. Now he's just so damn annoying. Like the frat boy that thinks he's funny and won't grow up. He probably cracked several jokes during his vows and sang one of his annoying songs. Shit, he probably farted his vows.
Good luck Nancy! Oh and can we stop calling older women who like young men, cougars? I hate that shit! Let's call them tapirs instead.