Mary-Kate Olsen Is My Kind Of Troll

December 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Look! Gollum has crawled out of his cave, escaped the Misty Mountains and is now living in Los Angeles! Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted leaving a liquor store with boxes of Corona. She's probably prepping for NYE, because you know she can't handle that much beer. One sip and troll is probably laid up on the bridge. Damn. Now I'm craving a boilermaker.
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