She’s Probably Knocked Up

December 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I was just wondering if Sienna Miller was alive the other day. She seems to have kept herself out of trouble and out of the internet for a while now. So here's a little Sienna Miller story just so we never forget our favorite tart.
 
Sienna has been dating Rhys Ifans for a while now and The Sun reports he will pop the question on her 26th Birthday, today! Happy 26th Sienna! You don't look a day over 40.
 
A source said that Rhys wrote her a poem in his Native welsh tongue. SICK! I say read her the poem while eaching her coochie. That's probably the only way she could stomach that sappy sickness coming out of his mouth.
 
Rhys has also taken his sweet shit to another level. “He’s collected ten presents for Sienna of varying shapes, sizes and prices. They are all part of his plan for a romantic night in with a mountain of presents. Sienna is having a bit of an age crisis, feeling that she hasn’t done enough with her life."

“So Rhys, whose philosophy is to live and enjoy every day, has penned a poem about their brilliant future together, all her achievements in life so far and always seizing the moment."

Who knew these two were so damn cheesy? Fruitcakes! I hope one of his ten gifts include 2-tickets to the damn Bermuda Triangle. Get rid of them.

Rhys apparently had a Welsh designer custom make a ring for her. Couples like them make me barf. Yes, I believe in love, but I also believe in not trying to make other people vomit. They probably leave post-it notes with "I love you cuddle bear" on the fridge. GROSS!

 

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