Don’t Ever Admit That

December 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Milo Ventimiglia admitted that he's dating that midget bitch Hayden Panatroll. InTouch claims that at a Christmas party at the Water Grill in Los Angeles 30-year-old Milo toasted to his 18-year-old love. 
A witness said, "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her." The source claims they spent the whole night holding hands.
I refuse to believe this. Milo will never admit this, because then he will have to admit that he has a fetish for midgets. Hayden belongs with someone like Elijah Wood or Jermaine Duprio or one of the Keebler elves. Not Milo! 
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