December 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
38-year-old Jennifer Aniston is knocked up according to The National Enquirer. I wouldn't doubt it, because everyone is baking a baby nowadays. She probably ate whatever Jessica Alba, Jamie Lynn and a dozen of those other hos had.
Jenny is currently linked to Sex and the City dude, Jason Lewis. You know…he was the Absolut Hunk or whatever. Anyway, according to reports Jenny and Jason practically live together. She also spend Christmas with his family…allegedly. But is it his baby?
Naw, it's probably Casey Aldridge's baby….or KFed……or an executive from Nickelodeon…or Lil' Romeo. Shit, I'm getting my knocked up chicks confused.
The picture the Enquirer used is pretty old, but click here to see pics of Jenny looking bloated in the gut on Xmas eve.
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