Britney Ruined Christmas!

December 27, 2007 / Posted by:
SPF and JJ spent their Christmas holiday with their mommy, Britney Spears. Lucky them. They have the worst luck. Brit Brit apparently wouldn't let her boys open up pressies from their grandparents. Wait, I thought Daddy Spears spent Xmas with them? I'm so confused.
A source told , "Britney would not let her boys open the gifts from her mom and dad. Apparently she hid them, and she told Kevin she might send them back to her parents un-opened." KFed stepped in and told her to stop acting "like a spoiled brat" and he got the pressies from Britney to give to his boys later. The truth of the matter is she probably ate them on accident. Her assistant dropped some Frapp on them and Brit immediately devoured it. Don't drop Frapp or anything valuable or Britzilla will gobble that shit up.
Brit also apparently bragged about what she bought the kids. Didn't this bitch do her Xmas shopping at Rite-Aid? That's nothing to brag about.
"The kids got lots of toys, including some LeapFrog learning goodies and miniature cars."
I hope KFed is planning to play those LeapFrog learning games with the kids, because you know Britney won't know how to play. SPF would have to teach her ass.
Above is Britney last night leaving a Thai restaurant. Bitch probably heard about The Wino keeping shit in her beehive, so Britney is trying it out. She keeps Starbucks cards, stolen lighters, half-eaten bags of cheetos, adderall and sometimes her babies in there.
Image: Fame Pictures
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