Madge Plans To Take Down Elvis

December 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Madonna is reportedly putting together a plan to take down Elvis' record as the most No. 1 singles in the UK. You know, because she's British and wants to make her homeland proud. Madonna plans to re-release all her major singles as downloads next year for her 50th (cough, cough) Birthday. 
She will also celebrate by having a huge concert in NYC. Great! Yet another reason for her to charge $500 for a ticket.  
This is bound to piss off Warner Bros., because they want to make the most of her back catalog before she leaves them. Madonna recently signed a deal with Live Nation for a shit load of cash.
Madonna's going to have to release her old singles if she wants a No. 1. Her new caca sucks nuts. Elvis needs to speak to his estate from the dead and have them release all his singles. Yes Elvis is dead despire what The Globe says. Sorry to break it to you like this during the holiday and all.
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