December 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tony Parker is suing x17 for the story they published about a woman named Alexandra Paressant who claims to have had an affair with Tony. Tony claims he's never met the ho. It seems that he's not alone. Nobody's met the her ass! The Huffington Post's Dana Kennedy decided to track down this Alexandra bitch to get to the bottom of things. It seems that the pictures x17 used and all the pictures being used for Alexandra are of similiar looking models and not Alexandra herself. A lot of the pictures being used are actually of the German model Hana Nitsche (above) from "Germany's Top Model."
Alexandra has made false claims before. A while ago she made up an affair with Brazilian soccer star, Ronaldinho. He sued her for making up stories about how they had an affair.
The Huffington Post spoke to a friend of Alexandra who basically said she's crazy. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist. She's not ugly but she's average. She's definitely not model material."
Dana Kennedy also spoke to this Alexandra person herself who refused to meet in person. Alexandra denied that she was a fraud and kept her story straight. Bitch is nuts.
Hana Nitsche claims she was tricked by Alexandra into filming these videos and pictures that x17 used. She said, “A couple of days ago, she called me again. [She said] I should send her a video. It was meant to be a casting video. She gave me the text. She claimed it was about a love movie. I should recite the given sentences. Of course I didn’t know which Tony it referred to.”
Quick get Lifetime on the phone! A Sunday night movie must be made out this mess! I'm thinking Shannen Doherty and Alyssa Milano! Charo can play Eva LongWHORIA since they practically look the same age.
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