Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Better Person Than I Am

December 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Sorry for the late posting, but I'm drunk. Because of this a lot of my posts today will have major spelling and grammar errors. What's that you say? What's new? SCREW YOU! Go get fucked by a candy cane! I know, it's Christmas. I'll try and be nice.
So…Jennifer Love "I'm a Size 2" Hewitt spent her Christmas eve feeding the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission. While most of us were dealing with the holiday craziness by sucking down anything with booze in it, she was doing good. She looks like a rotten pear left out in the sun too long, but she's still doing good.
She is a good person and you're not! Santey Claus totally fingered her juicy ass.  
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