No More Sexy Jail Time Visits For Wino And Blake

December 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino and Blaaaaake have been banned from no-string attached visits after he failed a drug test. Their visits will now be conducted behind a glass screen. Blake tested positive last week for a Class A drug suspected to be heroin. Blake has also lost all his privileges and has been moved to a different wing where they keep sex perverts.
A source said Amy hasn't been to visit Blake since he tested positive, “She’s paranoid and shaking every time she goes there and has decided to give it a miss for a while.”
Caught! I thought they were searching Wino's beehive when she visited Blake? Where the hell was she hiding the good stuff? Wait….does she have a beehive on her coochie? The carpet DOES match the drapes. She foiled them again!
I'd hate to witness a visit between Wino and Blake. They probably kiss that glass screen between them, rubbing their genitals all over it and crying and shit. Annoying.  
Source: The Sun
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