Keanu Reeves Is Wise And Insightful

December 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Keanu Reeves is still alive and not looking completely homeless. Although he is looking like a shoe salesman who ended up at the liquor store instead of buying milk for his wife like he was supposed to. Anyway, Keanu Reeves was spotted outside of Fred Segal yesterday giving advice to some chick. She asked him about how she can make it in the film industry as an actress.
Yeah, because Keanu is such a gifted actor. I know how he made it in the industry. Taking it from David Geffen! I got some advice for this chick. Lose the boots. Burn them. Also, get some plastic surgery to fix that fug face. HEY! It's the truth and most of the time the truth hurts! 
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