Ugh, She’s Such A Piece Of Trash!

December 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Another Brit post! I should change the name to Britlisted. Barf. I think I just lost my breakfast, lunch and dinner. So…..this is the second part to the story I posted earlier a bout Brit taking a pap back to her hotel. Ok! Magazine has the details. This shit is long so grab some cheetos.
Brit started her night by stopping at a gas station near her house to use the bathroom. She also used the time to bitch out Sam Lutfi over her cell phone. She then called a recording studio to book space for that night, but the receptionist told her they were all booked up. Brit bitched the woman out and then got into her car. She stopped at two more gas stations to use the bathroom within one hour. She then asked one of the paps, Phillipe, to get into her car. He did and they drove to a restaurant in Malibu. Brit and her assistant dumped the pap and went inside. Brit changed into a red shirt with no bra.
She then asked Phillipe to take her to Target and he told her it was closed. She told him she didn't care just to take her anyway. She suddenly changed her mind about Target and told Phillipe to call another pap, Adnan. A few months ago Brit said on tape that she thought Adnan was cute. Adnan rushed over to Brit and she got into his car and they drove for about an hour. After that she got back into her car with her assistant and tried to take a picture of all the paps. She cursed them out, but a few moments later told them she was sorry. That she was "just having a bad day" and doesn't usually treat them like that. Bitch has lost it. Well, she lost it a long time ago.
Brit and her assistant headed back home, but they stopped at a Walgreens restroom first. She stayed home for 10-minutes, but emerged wearing a pink wig and hideous leopard dress. Brit headed for The Peninsula Hotel where she met her new man, Adnan the pap. They both went inside.
He came out after an hour and told the other paps, "It's hard to make babies when you're just having lunch." He bought some ciggies and then went back to the hotel where he stayed until 10am. He joked that he was going to get hitched to Britney. He's probably not joking. Adnan then went to Britney's house where he stayed most of Sunday.
A source said, "He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He's always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor."
He's a pap, so I'm praying he took pictures of her doing the sexy. Actually, I take that back. I don't know if my retinas can take seeing her coochie spread completely open all wet and shit. I think that's the tunnel to hell and I'm not ready to meet my maker.
Here's more pics of Brit with her two paps, Adnan and Phillipe. The first two thumbnails are a bit NSFWish. Her titties are hanging out there like two dried up prunes past their prime.
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