December 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Guess what everyone? Britney still looks like trash. Point and laugh at our favorite trailer whore puppet! There are some teethless and methfaced hookers that won't even go out of the house looking like this. But Britney did! She went out last night to The Peninsula Hotel.
In other BS news, PageSix.com reports that she's going to make a movie. No, not a snuff film unfortunately. This is called "Memoirs of a Medicated Child." No, it's not her life story either or SPF's story. A source said, . "Lindsay Lohan was originally offered the part because they thought she'd be a better actor, but they changed their mind and wanted Britney instead."
The film is based on the true story of Mark Black, a man who was wrongfully dosed, imprisoned and then saved by John Gotti. Andy Dick is also in the movie. Shooting begins early next year in Tulsa.
The source went on to say, "I think it's pretty unbelievable considering what the script is about– prescription drug use, ADHD meds, and all that — considering what Britney's been through."
DUH! That's why she's doing it. Now she can pop pills for "research."