Hohan The Sex Addict

December 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend-for-a-second, Riley Giles, sat down with the ever-classy News of the World to discuss his relationship with Linds. He said she traded her addiction for drugs for an addiction to dick. Yeah, because Riley does that to broads.
He said, "Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

"We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys."

Yeah Riley, you're such a stud. He said they met in rehab and quickly moved out to their own cabin where they screwed like bunnies. Tard bunnies. He said he couldn't believe he was effing Lindsay Lohan and that she had a hot body. He said they exchanged "I love yous."

He goes on and on saying how Lindsay almost died once from downing pills and falling asleep in a London bath tub. He's also afraid Linds will go back to her old ways now that she's in Los Angeles. And he talked more about the sex shit. Blah…Blah…Blah…

"When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery."

Move over Dr. Ruth! Here comes Dr. Riley Douche! The know-it-all when it comes to sex. Riley is all talk. She probably dumped him, because he couldn't keep the dick up. Let's be real.
Here's Lindsay out shopping the other day looking like she needs some lotion to ease the old.
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