December 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Some morons have put together a site called where they are asking fans to print out this Jessica Simpson mask and wear it the Cowboys game today and next week.
They write on their website: "Help your team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands!!"
First of all, this is stupid. Second of all, who in their right mind would wear that fugly mask? I'd be afraid it would stick to my face for eternity and I'd look like that frog hag forever. It would serve me right.  
Besides they got the mask wrong. Her mouth is closed. Everyone knows Jessica's mouth is not capable of closing.  
Thanks Andrew
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