December 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Alli Sims needs one! Britney's cousin (and she'll always be known as that) gave an interview to German Magazine Maxi about breaking out from Britney's shadow and making it on her own as a singer. Yeah, bitch is delusional.
Alli said, "When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that's good. I don't want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own. I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless."
Who the fuck talks like that? "I want to be like Louis Vuitton!" More like Louise Vittron. That's one of the LV knock-offs I see in Chinatown.
She also talked about her relationship with Brit Brit and how the media blows it up, “The media exaggerates. My cousin is a wonderful person. Our life is fine. We have two drinks a night, nothing more. Look at me: I am more of a nerd than too wild."
She failed to mention that the drinks are usually served in a 7-Eleven Double Gulp cup which probably counts as like 10 drinks.
Allie sweetie, get a clue. Don't you have a baby to make? You do have Spears blood in you.
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