Kinda Hot?
December 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I had no idea who this Pitbull bitch was before I read about his DUI arrest on TMZ . I had to comment, because he's sort of hot…right? I have issues. I mean hot in a douche sort of way. He would be the type of dude that keeps his boots on during sex, because he thinks it's "ghetto" or "hardcore."
Anyway, this little poodle was arrested after 3 this morning in Miami for flying by a police car going 93mph in a 55mph zone. When he was pulled over the cop smelled booze on him and asked him to perform a sobriety test which he failed. He also told the copper, "This is a big waist [sic] of time your time papo."
He can call me papo anytime.
Upon further investigation of Mr. Pitbull's illustrious rap career, it looks like his biggest credit is being on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixeen.
They should throw him in a cell with Michael Vick.
Image: Wenn
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