Tony Parker Is Suing Mad

 

Mr. Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, has sued the X17 photo agency for a story they ran about him cheating on Eva. X17 posted a tell-all from a French (but some say she's German) model named Alexandra Paressant who claims to be having an affair with Tony. She said Eva thinks "sperm gives acne" and "doesn't like anal" so that's why Tony is effing her. 

 

In the lawsuit, Tony states, "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source." TMZ reports that Tony went to say that X17 never attempted to contact them and "verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations."

 

X17 issues this statement to PageSix.com , "The journalists at X17 conducted extensive research for the reporting of this story and we felt the evidence was too strong to ignore. Alexandra Paressant’s claims were significant and newsworthy and we are continuing to uncover more details each day in our continued investigation."

 

Journalists? Yeah and I'm fucking Christine Amanpour. Listen, this has all been blown out of proportion. X17 should just send over their little Brit Brit Spears to apologize. You know she can say, "Ah's sorry! Less be friends ya'll. Now git me some bbq coon!" She does owe them.

 

This would've never happened if Eva would've just taken a load to the face every now and again.  

 

Tony wants $20 Million.