This Broad Again

 

As I expected there's a slew of stories about Jamie Lynn since I posted about her ass this morning. Yes, that's Dakota and Elle Fanning with her, but thankfully they are not pregnant. At least I hope not.

 

Here we go!

 

Nickelodeon is considering airing a special on teen pregnancy. Linda Ellerbee would host. The network thinks that many parents are finding themselves in a weird situation of having to explain the drama to their kids. UsWeekly has some tips on how to tell your kid what's going.

 

It's easy! Just tell them Jamie Lynn was extra good this year, so the stork and Santey Claus brought her a special gift.  If that doesn't work tell them she's a slut and will probably die lonely for all the wrong she's done to the world.

 

The debate of Casey's age is still going on!  Some say he's 18 and some say he's 19 and I guess if he's 19 he could face charges. The LA Attorney General's office said he could face up to 10 years in jail if he's 19. The Deputy Sheriff said they didn't break any laws. (Page Six )

 

Just throw the entire Aldridge family and the entire Spears family in the clink and call it a day!

 

Casey's uncle said the two won't get married anytime soon and hopes they remaine in a committed relationship. He said, "I hope they will stick it out and get married for the child's sake and their sake. But if they're not in love and it was just a fantasy, they don't need to make the same mistake twice." (People)

 

So are they still together, are they getting married…fuck! Who cares? I do, sadly.

 

Brit reportedly bought Jamie Lynn a "Hot Mama 2 Be" t-shirt from Petit Tresor with a bunch of other baby items and the note "Dear J.L., We love you! Brit, Sean and Jayden."  (TMZ )

 

I'm pretty sure SPF wrote that note, because there's no way Brit could've wrote it without misspelling at least 3 words.  

 

Lastly! It looks like the principal at Casey's school is selling off his yearbook pics. When TMZ asked the school for pics of Casey, the principal told them they were holding out for a better price, because "the school needs the money."

 

Well looks like the "better price" came from UsWeekly. They have the yearbook pic .  

 

Will Britney please do something, so the attention can go back to her?