Not That Awful

December 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Here at Dlisted I get a lot of hate mail. It's understandable and I accept it with open arms. Usually people bitch and moan about how they think I'm so mean and blah…blah…blah.. They say shit like (Ok, for this next part read in that whiny  and annoying voice you use when making fun of people) "Oh Michael, why are you so mean? You are so bitter! What did those people ever do to you? Kill yourself already! Take the stick out of your ass!"
Yes I'm bitter, yes I'm a bad person and yes I have a stick in my ass, but that's for medical reasons. If I take it out, my ass will fall off and then I won't be able to sit in a chair which means I won't be able to write this blog. Yes, I can write it from a bed, but my mother told me if you put a laptop on your lap too much it could fry your balls off and then where would my social life be?
ANYWAYS….I'm rambling. Take note, because I'm about to say something nice about Jenna Jameson.
She doesn't look as awful as she normally does. THERE! I said something nice! 
Here's Jenna at the Toy Drive & Green Carpet Party last night at LAX. Toy Drive? I hope there weren't children there or else Jenna would've scared them off, because she looks like the Grinch. Ugh, I just fucked up didn't I? People are right about me.
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