December 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jamie Lynn Spears has taken over my brains and won't let it go. This is what happens when a big story "breaks" or whatever. You're shocked at first and really into it and then all of a sudden it's absolutely everywhere. Everyone from Dan Rather to Whoopi Goldberg are talking about. Shit, I even think the birds outside my window were gossiping about this crap. It's sad, because I'm equally obsessed. I need help. SO! There's a million stories out there about our little JL and here's just a few.
The Juno Report!
JL and the baby daddy Casey Aldridge are not together anymore. A source said, “They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married. At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.” (Life&Style )
Hopefully this is true for her sake. She doesn't need anymore kids. Actually, I think it's better JL just goes lesbo now. Start licking the cat before you pop out more kids and ruin your own life even more. Going cat is the way to go.
19-year-old Casey could face statutory rape charges. Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17." If they did it in California the law there states any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three year younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail. (Daily Mail )
I was watching Access Hollywood (I know, I know) and they had some lawyer on there babbling about how he didn't commit a crime based on the laws in LA and CA. Basically, who gives a fuck! Charges will not be filed, because Jamie Lynn's mom is a-ok with it. Shit, she's a-ok with almost anything.
JL's aunt said the pregnancy might have been planned, because JL wanted "me time." She said, "It may be one of the reaons she went out and did what she did, and whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident, that's the reason she went out and rebelled. She wants a little bit of 'me' attention, with everything that's going on with Britney like it is." (PageSix.com )
The Spears family is TRASH! Their relatives are talking to anybody who will listen. Fuck, they'll sit down with the PennySaver if they paid them. That's all I have to say about that.
And FINALLY! JL told Ok! Magazine that she plans not to marry Casey at this time and that she wants to know the sexy (typo, but I'm keeping it) as soon as possible.
She also thinks she'll be a good mother, "I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters."
Well then…..I'm sure there will be 10,001 more stories about this girl as soon as I hit "publish." My brain is pregnant now.