Unholy Night

December 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Michael Lohan played Joseph in a Nativity scene last night in Times Square. Michael spent most of the night cradling a plastic doll aka Baby Jesus and talking to reporters.
One bystander told Page Six , "Hopefully, that Baby Jesus turns out a little better than Lindsay."
I like the idea, but Michael should've stepped it up. He should've gotten White Oprah as Mary and Lindsay as the Baby Jesus.
Those sheep are pretty freaky and I'm praying they come to life by the grace of God and gnaw the hell out of Papa Lohan. 
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