Pretty (Ugly) Woman

December 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Ok! Magazine claims Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe want to do a remake of "Pretty Woman" with Jessica in the Julia Roberts role.
A source said, “She thinks this one’s got 'hit' written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
Yeah, like this is going to happen. Jessica has such a thrilling resume of hits that studios are just throwing her any project she wants. I want a golden goose to fall out of my ass, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen Jessica. Actually, a golden goose falling out of my ass is much more likely to happen then Jess doing a remake of Pretty Woman. 
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