Lindsay’s New “Friend”

December 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Lindsay Lohan has been linked to almost every penis in Hollywood. Perhaps, Lindsay is changing things up. PageSix reports that Lindsay and a girl named, Courtenay Semel, are living together as roommates. Courtenay's dad is the CEO of Yahoo.
 
The two showed up to the Christmas party of Jeanette Longoria (no relation to Eva) who is described as a "power lesbian." Power lesbo go!
 
A source said, "Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour. The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time. Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."  
 
Lindsay's rep said the two are friends, but only friends.  
 
First of all, the chick's name is Courtenay. Not Courtney, Courtenay. Someone needs to tell her parents that adding the extra vowel doesn't make you sound fancier. Let me try it. Micehael. Ok, it does make me sound fancier.
 
Also, I doubt Lindsay Lohan is into the cat. I can basically smell dick on her breath from here. She loves dick! It would be smart for her to go lesbian though. I mean all these twats are getting knocked up. I'd be scared too. Going lesbian is the best contraceptive. I'm going to try it.
 
 
Splash , Wenn
 
 
 
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