He Probably Looked At Himself In The Mirror

December 19, 2007 / Posted by:
David Gest was rushed to the hospital early this morning in London after complaining of chest pains and breathing issues. David was treated and admitted into the hospital. He probably finally to a good look in the mirror at himself. That would cause anybody to have a heart attack.
A spokeswhore said, "David is stable and receiving the best medical attention. We are awaiting a further update from doctors."
Just days ago David's ex-wife, Liza Minnelli, collapsed in Sweden. A day after that David made fun of her by dressing in as her in drag for some shit hole theater production. That's right. Liza probably did vodoo on his ass.
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