JLo’s Puffy Face Goes Into Hiding

December 18, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo is currently knocked up with twins and apparently she doesn't like the way she looks. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that JLo will go into hiding. Hopefully, she'll never come out!
A source said, “She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water. She plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You won’t be seeing much of her in public from now on.”
Who cares about the face! Let me see the ass. She probably isn't going to be seen in public, because she physically can't get out of bed. You know that ass is weighing her down. This sucks, because I really wanted to see that El Camino ass out and about.  
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