December 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up! She has apparently spilled it all to Ok! Magazine. That's pretty hilarious. Sad, but hilarious if it's true. Can this Brit saga get anymore twisted and fucked up? It's like Jackie Collins went trailer trash is writing this entire drama. If KFed's the father I'm going to lose my mind. The Spears women must be allergic to contraceptives.
UPDATE: TMZ confirms that she is knocked up. The Ok! issue hits stands tomorrow. JL and her mother tell all in a six-page spread. The father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, her long-term and live-in boyfriend. She met him at church. Apparently, Britney doesn't know yet. She's probably going to high-five JL when she finds out. Britney probably told her to do it, because that's how you keep a man.
Christmas has come early!
UPDATE II: Jamie Lynn stars on the Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101" and they issued this statement:
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
What they meant to say was, "You're fired bitch!"
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