Will Smith Likes Air In His Ass

December 17, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Some jokes just write themselves. Rush & Molloy reports that Will Smith is in love with a Japanese toilet that sprays your ass with water and air. Basically, a bidet. Will said the toilets are “a gift from heaven. People think it’s all about suction, but it doesn’t suck — it blows.” That could also be used to describe his wife's music career. 
 
I can just picture Will squealing like a pig in shit every time that water gushes up his ass. He probably sits there for hours while watching "Top Gun" and hitting the flush button over and over again. Jada has to shout to him "Will can you please stop getting your ass sucked…I mean blowed on and come to fake family dinner!"
 
Tommy Cruise probably has one in every single room of his spaceship.
 
 
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