Pete Doherty Has A New Addiction

December 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Pete Doherty has traded in his crack pipes for mince pies. According to The Sun Petey has been rejecting booze from fans, but is all about mince pies. He said, : “It’s going to be mince pies for me this Christmas. I’ve got a massive order on the way.”
Mince crack pies! That's how he's going to get away with getting back on the crack. He's like the crackhead Sweeney Todd! He makes his own pies, but spikes it with drugs. Genius. Britney should do that. Wait…what's in those frapps?!
In other Dreamboat news. He is apparently going to get paid $100,000 to tell-all about his relationship with Kate Moss in a new documentary. A source said, "He has promised it will be a no-holds barred chat. Producers are hoping he'll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders. Some of it is really raunchy stuff Kate believed would never be seen by anyone else. She'll be furious and feel massively betrayed. There could be a legal battle over it. 
Unless the videos are of Kate and Pete having a lovely Sunday breakfast at 10am and then going to church and miniature golfing, nothing will shock me about these two. I think we've heard it all and seen enough. I want a tell-all from Petey's cracked up cat!
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