Jessica Simpson Is A Bad Luck Charm

December 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Simpson is ruining football! Jess and Papa Joe's creepy ass attended the Dallas Cowboys VS Philedlphia Eagles today to cheer on Jess' dude, Tony Romo. I don't watch football, because sports give me diarrhea, but a few of you wrote in about how much Tony sucked. Apparently it was one of his worst games. I blame it all on Jessica.
Jess wore Tony's jersey, but in pink. How fucking stupid is she? I guess they kept showing her dumbass on TV. Everything Jess touches turns to doody!
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